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November 16th, 2004
11:20 am

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Been awhile.. I'm up early and it just happens to be one of those laid-back, chilly, rainy, cloudy sort of days. The type of days you remember sitting inside as a child and watching a fire your father lit burn dimly into dusk. The same type of day I remember back in intermediate school when I used to sit with my brothers and play the fifth round of monopoly. The day you would gladly do that book report you've been dreading for the past month. The type of day you wish you could spend cuddling and watching movies under the blanket. I can't wait until Winter...

This morning I woke up to this super loud voice outside of my room, and the more I came to the more i realized that it sounded like tons of people were outside my window. I openned up my blinds to see about thirty 17year old girls out of the levy walk pointing and yelling out "Its a Fraternity Guy!!" It will be an interesting day.

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February 10th, 2004
05:59 pm

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Sam is Cool...
Alright, so a new "things not to do while pledging a fraternity" Idea.

1. Do not post your Livejournal link on your AIM Profile... Self explanatory.

2. THat is all

So from now on the Journal entries will be FRIENDS ONLY.

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February 2nd, 2004
12:44 am

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Alright.. so its 1 am.. and you'd think I'd be able to get some rest... but the dorm's Bible clan is practicing their music next door... *listens to the guitar* doh!! I can't tell them to turn it down cause then I'd be a horrible person. Screwed.

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January 12th, 2004
09:36 am

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The moment I sat down in the plane and the guy next to me started coughing... I knew I was going to get sick :/ Now I have a sore throat. It's hard to swallow and I can't sleep. :(

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January 11th, 2004
04:55 pm

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Orange info
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figures I get something like this :/

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January 8th, 2004
03:03 pm

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Where do stupid people come from?
So there I was in Lahaina. I had just gotten some bleaching trays at my dad's office there and I decided to go eat at a rather classy fish and chips joint. The lady at a table next to me orders a teriyaki chicken and fish combo plate and I order a deep-fried mahi mahi plate with a coke. SO about 15 minutes later they bring out the lady's food, and its normal chicken (no teriyaki watsoever). The lady says she ordered teriyaki chicken and the waiter immediately apologizes and offers to take it back but the lady was short on time and just asked for a dish of teriyaki sauce instead. A few minutes later the waiter comes back with sauce and the lady next to me dumps the whole dish of it onto her chicken and takes a bite, then makes a disgusted face.... It was barbecue sauce.. haha I thought it was hilarious. So the waiter and the lady get in a huge fight, and when my food finally comes she forgets my soda :/

So while my throat was parched and I was sitting there desperately trying to attract the attention of my waiter, one of the world's greatest mysteries came up... "Where do stupid people come from?" I sat there thinking.. Is it genetic? Environmental? I decided that it had to be a little bit of both.. because I mean even smart people can have stupid kids (even if they dont drop the the kid on his head as a baby).

Then I began thinking of the most stupid people I know, and for Annette's sake I will not post the name I came up with... (I kid I kid). So a few instances of complete stupidity arose. They are as follows:

1. Drunk people... It ceases to amaze me that stupid people can become even stupider *grins* after consuming alcohol or drugs..

2. Fast food clerks/waiters/cashiers... How many times have people given you the wrong change? And then you just sit there and watch these idiots start counting pennies and then recounting pennies. Or they totally cant even add. Frustrating.

3. Old people. I know it's mean.. but a lot of old people don't know much about what's going on in this day and age. I love sitting there listening to an old woman or man give you lousy advice about how you need to do something when your way is obviously better. Even worse is when you actually do it their way out of respect and pity.

4. Ignorants. These are the people that could be smart.. but dont apply themselves, or somehow (I'm still completely fucking perplexed as to how they do it) learn the WRONG information. Have you ever had some form of a moron try to convince you that something completely wrong is actually right and you know all along how idiotic they are? Yeah... and worse is when these people are stubborn.

5. This category would be the mentally handicapped... don't worry.. just make sure you keep reminding yourself that "It's not really their fault" and you'll be alright... sort of.

6. These are the covert stupid people... They just dont talk... at all. So you have no fucking clue as to what their intellect is (beware when assigning responsibilities to these people... they are easily mistaken for "smart contemplative geniuses or savants")

7. Next are the people with limited knowledge... When you first meet these people they seem smart (I dare not say normal)... but as you get to know them, your respect for them takes a nose dive as you realize they actually memorized the few intelligent bits of information that they fed you at a young age.

8. Now these are the people that get me the most.. They are actually very smart people.. who act stupid. For instance... the guy you always thought was an idiot who one day says a brilliant idea and you are left there astounded just like "wtf mate?!?" Since they do act stupid for the most part... they are in this category.

I could go on but just writing this makes me feel "stupider"... heh Anyhow.. time to bleach my teeth.

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January 3rd, 2004
12:36 am

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Sometimes you have to fold before you're found out!
Another turning point a fork stuck in the road....

So like usual the day began. And like usual the day ended.. but what happenned in between is the interesting part. However, unfortunately for all of you, that is not what this entry is about.

Today's entry is about people... How they move in predictable patterns and why they have to be so blatantly obvious while they are actually trying to be covert. How can someone try to conceal their intentions when they are doing the exact same thing that everyone else has done for the past millenium. When in Rome do as the Romans do? I think not.

We've all seen people act like they hate eachother when factually they are totally secretly in love (aww how cute) and we've all seen the awkwardness of friends becoming more than friends (haven't we sis)? Why do people move in such predictable patterns? Why cant we learn from the past strategies of others and create our own methods of attraction? Im tired of seeing the same romantic crap in movies and television shows.

"Here have some roses"
"Here let me get on my knee and propose to you"
"Look at the slow romantic first kiss where they both almost turn away"
"Surprise i proposed to you on the Megatron screen at a major league sports game"

Where did all the originality go? I can say that I've never been in love, but I used to at least feel good when I saw these proposals or romantic gestures. Now media has just nullified any of my emotional reactions and I look on with apathy and a somewhat disinterested glare. When was the last time you saw a truly original romantic gesture and just got tingly all over? It's been awhile for me. Besides... how often does love ever really work out? In this day and age not very often.

So girls keep hanging around guys acting indifferent when you know they actually like the guy. Guys keep teasing them and pretending like they dont enjoy their company.. and the world turns round. Cute.. but so predictable. I want to be outsmarted when it happens... just blown away. Like "whoa.. where did that come from." If not then oh well.. another victim of society's pressures. I guess what's more important is the fact that it happenned rather than how it happenned. I would still prefer it was different.. like if I fell in love with a girl I rescued from an armed mugger... or maybe a tutor or reunited college sweetheart... or perhaps even a french maid that I import to clean up my house *grins*

For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.

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January 1st, 2004
10:25 pm

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Pardon me.. While I burst...
So it has been an interesting two weeks of vacation so far, and as the new year rolls in.. so do my resolutions and whatnot. I've been having a great time on maui. The surf wasn't all that good when I got here, but we just had a huge storm so the waves should be great the next week or so. The sun is out and the temperature is a constant 75-85 degrees. Perfect. Power went out for a couple hours today, and I decided to take my now customary noon time nap. That along with my 12 hour nights has kept me full of energy.

On the same note I met a lot of cool people this vacation... Hung out with my buddy steve who is now a military man. Taught my brother to play warcraft today.. family tradition :/ Hawaii is such a relaxing place. I love it and am so definitely moving here when I get out of school. Speaking of school I guess its time for me to kick it into gear this semester.. especially since I'll be pledging and such I really need to get into gear. It'll be an interesting semester *grins* 411 Y0|_|r B453 Ar3 B310|\|G 70 |_|5 411 Y0|_|r B453 Ar3 B310|\|G 70 |_|5 411 Y0|_|r B453 Ar3 B310|\|G 70 |_|5 411 Y0|_|r B453 Ar3 B310|\|G 70 |_|5 411 Y0|_|r B453 Ar3 B310|\|G 70 |_|5 411 Y0|_|r B453 Ar3 B310|\|G 70 |_|5 411 Y0|_|r B453 Ar3 B310|\|G 70 |_|5


Hehe Props to whoever can read that! Sorry that I don't have any juicy drama for you like everyone else does. *shrugs* maybe later!

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December 30th, 2003
06:27 pm

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THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A NAKED MAN
Can't help it... had to post this.

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

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December 25th, 2003
10:13 pm

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So today I had a nice talk... And I think that everything will work out now. I hope... I really do want her to be my friend, and I care about her immensely. Also.. I'm glad she said sorry... It means a lot even if though I hate to show my soft side. Reminds me of this one time she hugged me.. perfect timing.


I had a great Christmas and I'm especially glad for my friends today, although I'm not all that fond of people signing off in the middle of conversations.. but oh well.




"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger."
*grins* I love that quote
Franklin P. Jones

"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
Forgive me please?
William Blake (1757 - 1827)

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